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my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
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i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
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someone should write a fanfic of when Al’s in the hospital after getting his body back and Ed comes in and does this
not a fanfic but
god bless you
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*steps on a screw* i just got screwed
this joke will forever be drilled into my brain
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Nice to see you too, dog.
HELP.
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
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